17 December 2007
Warning: Do Not Read Unless You’re Over 40!
Posted by Rae & Mark under: Fitness .
Okay, now remember, we said this is for people
Over
40
ONLY.
If you’re younger than 40, and you get offended by anything we say, tough tutus, you weren’t invited to this party anyway! 
Now then…
We want to tell you what happened to us the other day…
We bought an exercise DVD because we’re tired of being tired. We want to get into shape, we want to fit into our clothes, and we want energy - LOTS of it!
So we put on some old sweats, put on the DVD, and here was this barely 20 something girl in the shape of a toothpick, grinning menacingly (we swear!) at the camera like she was going to take a bite out it. Or us.
“Don’t worry,” she says. “We’re going to start out sloooowwww.”
Grin grin grin.
Barely five minutes into her jumping/gyrating/vibrating routine, we collapsed on the couch, completely confused, frustrated and ANNOYED.
Maybe, just maybe we could have kept up with her for awhile if something she did made SENSE.
But just when we were able to copy one of her moves, she was on to the next one like a frenzied rabid rabbit.
“Okay,” she grins, “Put your right arm up and step with your left foot and put your left arm out and hop with your right leg while bending at the waist and touch your forehead to the floor and snap back up and whirl your arms while moving your legs out and in and then turn left and slide down and roll and back up and bend and touch your head to your butt and…”
Holy @#$%&^*!
Who exercises like this???
Not us.
We’re over 40.
We want to get in shape.
We want to feel good, look good, and have lots of energy.
We don’t need a barely 20’s chicklet telling me, someone twice her age, how to get in shape.
Because frankly, she doesn’t have a clue.
What she teaches might be fine for people her age.
But we want to learn from someone OUR age or older who is in the best shape of their lives.
Now THAT’S someone who can teach us how to be fit and feel great…
…and we know you probably feel the same way.
So we went online and started searching…
…and we think we’ve hit the mother lode.
Check out
http://www.BeMedFree.com/recommends/FitOver40
The headline reads…
“43-Year-Old Dallas Man Uncovers A Step By Step System For Living Fit And Healthy At Any Age That Is Literally Reshaping Bodies World-wide!”
Okay, it sounds a little “sensational,” but we think we’re on the right track.
Read on…
“This Former Obese ‘Old Guy’ Ethically Bribed 52 Real-World Ageless Living Role Models and Talked Them Into Revealing All Their ‘Forever Young’ Lifestyle Secrets To Him…And Now He’s Sharing These Discoveries With Us!”
Check out the ‘before’ and ‘after’ photos on that webpage.
Wow.
Do you see the guy who lost over 300 pounds??
Yikes!
Thank goodness we don’t need to lose anywhere near that much.
What about you? Do you want to lose a little weight?
Because we think THIS is the place to do it.
52 Real-World people who’ve gone from being…
- out of shape,
- pudgy,
- fat,
- obese and
- really obese…
…to hotties who frankly look BETTER than that barely 20 “stick” on that useless DVD we paid $19.95 for!
These are the people who can teach us.
And you know what?
Looking at their “before” photos, we know one thing…
…if they can do it…
…you and we can do it!
http://www.BeMedFree.com/recommends/FitOver40
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P.S. Want an easy shortcut to massive results fast?
Us too.
You’ve heard of role modeling, right?
It’s where you find the people who have the skills, knowledge or results you want.
When you copy their methods, you duplicate their results as fast as humanly possible.
Modeling gives you an unfair advantage that speeds up your rate of progress and slices years off your learning curve.
So why not use modeling to uncover and duplicate the health and fitness strategies of men and women who’ve conquered aging and disease?
http://www.BeMedFree.com/recommends/FitOver40
